Accident Quotes

Before I had the accident, I was one of the greatest trapeze artists of all times, alas.
- said by Mike in Trapeze

Body bags. You see, if it's muder, suicide or a nasty accident, they put them in here. [an observant coroner, this one!]
- said by Coroner in Body Bags

Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. And I'm gonna be here for as long as I want to be.
- said by Chili Palmer in Get Shorty

Oh, the mafia wouldn't try to kill us and make it look like an accident! They'd just kill us! They're the mafia. [you seem to know quite a bit about how these things work dontcha maryann?]
- said by Maryann in In The Spirit

One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb.
- said by Roscoe in Big Bully

There's one thing that cannot happen on board a submarine by accident
- said by Ferraday in Ice Station Zebra

Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident
- said by Nathan West in Basic

You have got to do something because the priest's death was not an accident
- said by McMann in American Dreamer

You will realise after the event that there may have been a reason why it happened, but the truth is everything was accident.
- said by Nels in Snow Falling On Cedars