American Quotes

A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire [baseball reference there for any non-Americans!]
- said by Chance Buckman in Hellfighters

All the American citizens I know are illegal
- said by Juan Lopez in A Million To Juan

American millionaires must be all quite mad. Perhaps it's something they put in the ink when they print the money.
- said by Charles in How To Steal A Million

American! You have thirty seconds to surrender or I kill your girlfriend!
- said by Ortega in American Ninja

Being here with all these sophisticated people in Paris, it makes me feel just like an ugly American
- said by Dan in Ugly American

Braddock was the underdog but Americans took him to their hearts because they saw what he was doing as their struggle [on his character in the film]
- said by Jim Braddock in Cinderella Man

Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
- said by David Townsend in Bye Bye Love

Earthmen will fall to their knees, betray their country and give way valuable real estate for a desirable woman. [Gotta love it when those aliens speak perfect American]
- said by Alien Leader in My Stepmother Is An Alien

Election time is that when the American people show their ongoing support for this wonderful democracy
- said by Thad McCloud in Kisses For My President

I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities. But I've forgotten what it is.
- said by Narrator in True Stories

I killed the American, I was the only one who shot at you. They did nothing... nothing
- said by Yussef in Babel

I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.
- said by Keith in Some Kind Of Wonderful

I wish I had a bar of American family soap to wash your mouth out with
- said by John Gillon in Midnight Sting

If you act like an American expects you too then no one will suspect anything about you and that you are an alien
- said by Rosalie in Rosalie

It's a big day for American cycling, to have two Americans beat an Olympic champ
- said by Journalist in American Flyers

No American should find himself in a foreign land without a pistol. [make that with one]
- said by Tom Frost in Naked Lunch

Remember Boardwalk, Park Place, Marvin Gardens? [these are presumably squares on the American version of monopoly]
- said by Jason in King Of Marvin Gardens

Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
- said by in Monty Python's Meaning Of Life

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
- said by Grim Reaper in The Meaning Of Life

The american empire, such as it never was, is in rapid decline, and the future is bleak.
- said by Remy in Le Decline De L'empire Americain