Asshole Quotes

"Don't make fun of my hobbies, I don't make fun of you for being an asshole"
- said by Mark in Garden State

Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered. [well robert that is one horrible instruction you came up with there!]
- said by Robert in Eraser

If it talks like an asshole, and looks like an asshole, then chances are...
- said by Fat Jack in Find Me Guilty

If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole
- said by Johnny Knoxville in Jackass Number Two

She told me they have support for people whose parents are poor, but not for those whose parents are assholes.
- said by Mark in Soul Man

These are exciting times, aren't they? Gas is over a dollar a gallon and it's okay to be an asshole.
- said by Harvey in Serial

Who won what? The asshole award? Let me tell you, it was a tie!
- said by Johanna in Big Blue

Would somebody please show this poor asshole the way out of town [something we will all agree with Avram]
- said by Avram in Frisco Kid