Ball Quotes

'Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake'
- said by Stiffler in American Pie 2

...ha... he files through the air faster than a cannonball!
- said by in Cannonball

A baseball that is repelled by wood, this truly will take the sporting world by storm and make me a fortune!
- said by Vernon in It Happens Every Spring

A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire [baseball reference there for any non-Americans!]
- said by Chance Buckman in Hellfighters

A football match, I would definitely like to go and see one... and experience what it's like
- said by Jan in Operation Daybreak

A man has two things in this world: his word and his balls. Or is that three things? [very good line]
- said by David Jason in Deep Cover

Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby.
- said by Stifler in American Pie 2

Every second we step on that flo we are peddle to the medal we run the ball we pressure the ball and most importantly we control the tempo of the game all season long we played our game rite now we playin thays.
- said by Coach Carter in Coach Carter

Every woman's fantasy [on going to the firemans ball, on the fantasy of every woman who likes a man in uniform]
- said by Michel in Firemen's Ball

Football used to be the most important thing in my life, but now I have met Karen... [aww too soppy thanks!]
- said by Nick in Go Now

Football: It's a form of mating ritual
- said by Danny Embling in Flirting

Hey, there comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-balled man and he's off to the rodeo.
- said by Andy in Sleepwalkers

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones.
- said by Annie in Bull Durham

I am a ballerina and there is nothing else in this world that I could do or want to be
- said by Joline in No Place To Hide

I am just a ballet dancer, Corporal Gregory.
- said by Gaby in Gaby

I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things. [real perceptive, lucas]
- said by Lucas in Lucas

I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch.
- said by Leo in Zelig

I made a wedding breakfast... spaghetti and meatballs
- said by Ronnie in My Dear Secretary

I'm gonna teach you how to flirt, and you're gonna have a ball doing it!
- said by Maestro in Flirtation Walk

If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls.
- said by Patches O'Houlihan in Dodgeball