Balls Quotes

'Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake'
- said by Stiffler in American Pie 2

A man has two things in this world: his word and his balls. Or is that three things? [very good line]
- said by David Jason in Deep Cover

Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby.
- said by Stifler in American Pie 2

I made a wedding breakfast... spaghetti and meatballs
- said by Ronnie in My Dear Secretary

If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls.
- said by Patches O'Houlihan in Dodgeball

With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue [on Francis Hinsley, who was hung]
- said by Dennis in Loved One

You bring the equipment, I'll bring my balls.
- said by Wrighty in Flatliners

You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself.
- said by Fred Sultan in Great White Hope

Young man, you've got balls. Bring me wine!
- said by Leong in Bullet In The Head