Bed Quotes

And how would you feel if someone robbed your car?
- said by Greg in Priest

Because your parents don't put poisonous snakes in your bed while you're sleeping
- said by Meela in The Mummy Returns

Being both a former alcoholic and also being unemployed at the same time does make a little hard to be described as a good catch!
- said by Joe in My Name Is Joe

Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again? [what a strange request to make, Rusty!]
- said by Rusty in Vegas Vacation

Disobedience is treason, treason is a crime, crime will be punished! [hey calm down a bit there charles]
- said by Charles in Escape 2000

Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed. [interesting one there Allen]
- said by Allen in Disturbing Behavior

Have you thought about going to bed with me?
- said by Sarah in Circle Of Two

He robbed my church, shot my brother. I don't care where he is or what it costs. I want his ass.
- said by Carlo in Sorcerer

How come you never get your ass out of bed?
- said by Eddie in Grissom Gang

I do not know if you should refer to it as my death bed with quite so much relish in your voice.
- said by Bowen in Walk Softly Stranger

I just had to tie my wife down to the bed. I've never done anything like that before, well except for that one time when the kids were at camp.
- said by Braydon in Repossessed

I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure [think you need a therapist marianne]
- said by Marianne in Bird On A Wire

I say, marriage with Max is not exactly a bed of roses, is it?
- said by Jack Favell in Rebecca

I should of grabbed you by the neck. I should of kicked your teeth in. I'm sorry!
- said by Pete Ramirez in Criss Cross

I think they often get a little bit surprised when they look over to the other side of the bed in the morning!
- said by Mary in This Year's Love

I want you to do something. I want you to get yourself out of the bed, and get over to the window and scream as loud as you can.
- said by Henry in Sorry Wrong Number

If you are a blonde then you have to fight against prejudice and guys who want to get you in bed all the time
- said by James in Platinum Blonde

Insomnia... noun... the state of feeling tired when going to bed but not being able to sleep
- said by Narrator in Insomnia

It's funny the evolution of marriage. First, a double bed, then twin beds, now separate rooms. [you old cynic you Carol]
- said by Carol Townsend in Easy To Love

Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes and bring a cattle prod. [well that's a worrying request to hear]
- said by Phil in What's Up Tiger Lily