Bill Quotes

Billy Two Hats? How did you get a name like that? [poor scriptwriter, I s'spect]
- said by Esther in Billy Two Hats

Billy was a good old boy. Solid. Dependable. He wanted to get out of the life but the life... was just too good
- said by David in Wonderland

His book is called My Brother Pissed On Me. Is that a metaphor or did he really piss on you? [good question there Bill!]
- said by Bill Maher in Edtv

Honey, where's the Billy picture?
- said by Janet in Buffalo 66

How many of you have self-help books? OK that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your self sucks [shattering a billion dollar industry in the process]
- said by Doc P in School For Scoundrels

I am a hillbilly and here I am in Las Vegas, the big time, who would have thought it!
- said by Woody in Las Vegas Hillbillies

I don't have to consult Bill over absolutely everything that I do!
- said by Connie in George Washington Slept Here

I don't know billy, i just don't know! [most improbable film title ever perhaps?]
- said by Myra in Seance On A Wet Afternoon

I woke up in the morning, went to take a piss, looked down, and all I saw was teeth marks. [thanks for sharing that Billy, but no one cares]
- said by Billy in Telling Lies In America

Money makes the world go around, but it is not everything, even when confronted with a billion dollar threat
- said by Narrator in Billion Dollar Threat

My relationship with Billy is certainly what you could call interesting, if not a little tempestuous from time to time!
- said by Fanny in Funny Lady

Obviously you don't know a thing about science. And I'm not paying the water bill. It's wrong, I didn't use that much water
- said by Austin James in Probe

The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production, and decrease your overhead
- said by Salesman in Modern Times

The Skynet Funding Bill is passed.
- said by The Terminator in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

This thing is like a damn egg-beater, no matter how we shock mount something it'll still have a severe lateral vibration. [what are you talking about billy?]
- said by Billy in Wages Of Fear

Well, there is a chance that I will suddenly become a billionaire overnight which is rather a nice thought!
- said by Guido in Mr Billion

When I got Billy John I knew that the reward was great, the bounty on his head was something else!
- said by Ben Brigade in Ride Lonesome

You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid
- said by in Young Guns

You've got until tomorrow morning to call us. It's the last time we're gonna ask Billy.
- said by Steiner in Game Of Death