Bird Quotes

Birds do it, bees do it, everyone does it - falls in love.
- said by in Bird Do It Bees Do It

Birds of a feather get fuc*ed together [er thanks for that profound thought there gaspare!]
- said by Gaspare in Funeral

Have you ever stopped to think about the saying that birds of a feather flock together? Look at the world around you and you will see how true this is...
- said by Narrator in Birds Of A Feather

I hate jailbird chess. I hate the style. Like a goddamn little tweety bird.
- said by Danskin in Who'll Stop The Rain

I've travelled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird [makes your life seem kind of pointless, John!]
- said by John in A Man Called Horse

I've travelled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird. [great line for a film that is called a man called horse!]
- said by John in Man Called Horse

If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
- said by Ira Kane in Evolution

Like, cut off our heads, put them on pikes, let birds eat our eyes, that sort of thing. [on what the greeks wanted to do to them]
- said by Paris in Helen Of Troy

My son tells me that birds eat two times their weight daily!
- said by Ruth in Dance With A Stranger

So why is it called flamingo road, are there pink birds on it?
- said by Tony in Flamingo Road

Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy. [now that is quite a worrying thought to have there Timothy]
- said by Timothy Lupus in Bad News Bears

The blue bird is one of the most distinctive of all birds, yet also one of the most elusive...
- said by Anon in Blue Bird

The condor has the biggest wingspan of all birds and can soar on the thermals without flapping its wings - imagine that!
- said by Jacques in Operation Condor

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!
- said by Truman in The Truman Show

There are some strange things going on right about now, some odd things with these odd birds
- said by Brother in Odd Birds

This is the end of the world. One look tells you, this place eats the hairy bird.
- said by Odette in Strike

Tomorrow the birds will sing
- said by Tramp in City Lights

Well you see, and this is a little awkward, but I think it's time I explained to you about the birds and the bees...
- said by Jean in Birds And The Bees

You see, we creatures of the night have worked very hard to make absolutely sure that that bird does not return.
- said by Grand Duke in Rock-A-Doodle