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Butt QuotesAs they say, whatever side you throw the toast into the air on, it will always land butter side down. Every girl wants me. But instead I'm sitting out here freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang Fly away... fly away like a butterfly! He's not just dancing. He's firming his thighs and tightening his buttocks. [is there a difference luanne?] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars. Sweet dreams to my fingers, sweet dreams to my knees. Sweet dreams to bellybuttons that go in and out [you what?] The first sign of spring in the bush and the young bucks start butting heads. The scary fact is that the way humanity is going, we are soon becoming an endangered species ourselves.
One press of the wrong nuclear button and it could be the end of humanity forever. We were going to eat at one of the best restaurants in the world and here you are eating peanut butter on white bread and I'm eating crackers and olives with no drinks We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our buttcheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak [what a horrible thought!] What is a bite on the butt amongst friends?
[shakes his tail at Maurice]
Here, give me a nibble. What would you men do if there were no women around to sew your buttons on? When this hat flies in the air, you better have your butt in gear. You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground You think Goliath's Boy remembers what Sonya's butt looks like?
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