Chick Quotes

As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
- said by Tevye in Fiddler On The Roof

Chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions - kings of the desert
- said by Russell in Employee Of The Month

Cows and chickens make better friends than I've ever met in Paris. [that's real profound marguerite]
- said by Marguerite in Camille

He'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything! [eww gross]
- said by Bro 1 in Corsican Brothers

Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
- said by Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters 2

How did the quadriplegic cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken.
- said by Ken in Whose Life Is It Anyway

Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
- said by Stifler in American Pie 2

Just want him to stay with me until I can be sure he won't turn into Norman Nothing. I want to be sure he'll know when he's chickening out on himself
- said by Murray in Thousand Clowns

Knowing your miniscule frame of reference, let me tell you that it is not a dead chicken on a stick
- said by Andy Hobart in Star Spangled Girl

Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
- said by Max Fischer in Rushmore

Runt, should Chicken Little have an open talk with his father and clear the air...
- said by Abby Mallard in Chicken Little

The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her. [I feel your pain edsel]
- said by Edsel in Heavy Metal

This town's full of chicks who won't go out with you.
- said by Bobby in City Of Hope

When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.
- said by Sonny in Grease

You couldn't stop being a thief any more than a weasel could stop sucking chicken blood.
- said by John Farrell in Johnny Eager

You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them
- said by in Saturday Night Fever

You've got only one life to live. You can either make it chickenshit or chicken salad.
- said by Vince in Cousins