Church Quotes

Dad sends me to church all the time, hoping I'll become straight.
- said by Andrew in Its My Party

He robbed my church, shot my brother. I don't care where he is or what it costs. I want his ass.
- said by Carlo in Sorcerer

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones.
- said by Annie in Bull Durham

If you want to be respectable in this town remember it is important to be seen to be going to church
- said by Whitehurst in Shadrach

In the months leading up to my wedding, I was thinking about you all the time. I mean, even on my way there; I'm in the car, a buddy of mine is driving me downtown and I'm staring out the window, and I think I see you, not far from the church, right? Folding up an umbrella and walking into a deli on the corner of 13th and Broadway. And I thought I was going crazy, but now I think it probably was you.
- said by Jesse in Before Sunset

Not content with scorning all standards of public decency, he [Norman Lindsay] has chosen to profane the most sacred image of the Christian church, the Crucifixion.
- said by Norman in Sirens

The next item on the agenda is the calendar. Last year we had views of local bridges, so this year I thought we could go for the twelve most beautiful views of the churches of Wharfedale
- said by Marie in Calendar Girl

When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals
- said by Costello in Internal Affairs

Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs.
- said by in James And The Giant Peach

'Tis now the very witching time of night, when church yards yawn and hell itself breathes out.
- said by in Hamlet