Club Quotes

If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal [not another seal clubber!]
- said by Crazy Ernie in UHF

All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man
- said by Jip in Human Traffic

I know the first time you're in is bad. It comes with the job. I saw a pregnant women on a picket line get hit in the stomach with a club
- said by Reuben in Norma Rae

Interesting club. what would you call that?
- said by Chandler in Caddyshack 2

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
- said by Tyler Durden in Fight Club

Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
- said by Max Fischer in Rushmore

Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.
- said by Brian Parks in The Day After Tomorrow

The most terrible thing has happened to me. They've elected me President of the City Club. [well turn it down and stop moaning, hetty!]
- said by Hetty in Follow Me Boys

The variety club - where would any of us be without it, how many laughs has it given each and everyone one of us?
- said by Amber La Vonne in Variety Girl

You know it's very strange. At the club I thought you were just about at the end of your rope.
- said by Toddy in Victor Victoria

You've lost your pet, well join the club honey... we have thousands of lost dogs here at the pound!
- said by Attendant in Dogpound Shuffle