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Couldn't QuotesA fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire [baseball reference there for any non-Americans!] Cattle and sheep, and their breeders in contest, you really couldn't make the intensity of the feeling up Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering 'I'm a hamster'! [you couldn't make these lines up] David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever. Foolish? Why, I had to take a taxi. I couldn't go out in this pouring rain and get my only suit all wet, could I? Foolish? Why, I had to take a taxi. I couldn't go out in this pouring rain and get my only suit all wet, could I? Got so bad you couldn't cage a rat without reading him his rights. [on animal rights protests] He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation. Here I am, sitting in the centre of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it! I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else. I once saw a woman who couldn't walk, but she could dance. If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day. Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! Lewis, we've had Presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand, 'cause they're thirsty. They drink the sand 'cause they don't know the difference. My daddy could fly better than anyone in the whole world, couldn't he? The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold The day I died was the day I started to live. [nope couldn't get much more cliched...] The one that buried your kid brother without his head because they couldn't find it. Don't play me, Odessa The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide There are too many people waiting for us to step on our dicks! [err parnell couldn't you come up with something a bit more palatable there?]
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