Crazy Quotes

Are you totally crazy or something? What the hell are you doing here?
- said by Fargo in Savage Streets

As long as my brother talks this crazy Notre Dame shit, he deserves anything that comes his way!
- said by Frank in Rudy

Being around officers all day is one surefire way to drive yourself crazy!
- said by Sara Drayton in Night Of The Fox

Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering 'I'm a hamster'! [you couldn't make these lines up]
- said by Steele in Spy Hard

Everybody in town swore he was crazy. He showed me how to hunt, and how to be real quiet, and how to listen
- said by Tommy in Renaissance Man

I don't like that guy's altitude, if he thinks I'm staying out here associating with the pigs and cows, he's crazy.
- said by Muggs in Spooks Run Wild

I know I am now just a crazy old lady, but I was young and fresh once, too.
- said by Maggie in Whisperers

I may be crazy but that doesn't give you the right to assume that I'm mad!
- said by Hoover in Eat My Dust

I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.
- said by Tracy in Philadelphia Story

I'm not as crazy as you are, put me down
- said by Mowgli in The Jungle Book

If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then...
- said by Sam The Lion in Last Picture Show

If you think they call me crazy joe for nothing or as an exaggeration, then you got it wrong, kid
- said by Crazy Joe in Crazy Joe

In the months leading up to my wedding, I was thinking about you all the time. I mean, even on my way there; I'm in the car, a buddy of mine is driving me downtown and I'm staring out the window, and I think I see you, not far from the church, right? Folding up an umbrella and walking into a deli on the corner of 13th and Broadway. And I thought I was going crazy, but now I think it probably was you.
- said by Jesse in Before Sunset

In this Indian religion, see, we believe what the gods did when they made a man crazy was they made him fall in love.
- said by Two Bears in Cat Ballou

It's a fact, when certain people hit middle age it happens overnight, like flicking a switch, they go crazy!
- said by Bobby in Middle-Age Crazy

It's crazy how you can get yourself in a mess sometimes and not even be able to think about it with any sense [yes davy, really... crazy]
- said by Davy in Killer's Kiss

Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn't mean it won't make it on Broadway!
- said by Bernard Crawford in Muppets Take Manhattan

Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying.
- said by Yossarian in Catch 22

Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying.
- said by Paula in Catch Me If You Can

My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time.
- said by in Living Out Loud