Dad Quotes

A rapist and a murderer [referring to his dad - hardly a good example for him, freud would have a field day with that one!]
- said by Christian in Festen

Dad sends me to church all the time, hoping I'll become straight.
- said by Andrew in Its My Party

Dad, can you really screw someone to death? [weird question there Mick!]
- said by Michael in Body Of Evidence

Daddy long legs, where are you, come out come out wherever you are!
- said by Anon in Daddy Long Legs

Daddy will never forget this!
- said by Frank in Benefit Of The Doubt

Gideon can make it so Dad's not dead any more! [useful power to have there Gideon]
- said by Abbie in One Magic Christmas

Hey Dad, now I bet you didn't see that coming did you? Why Dennis... come back here NOW!!! Come on Gnasher - run!
- said by Dennis The Menace in Dennis The Menace

I am going to be a dad, this really does feel like a life changing monment!
- said by Frank in Global Affair

I want to know if this kid really wanted to be just like his dad.
- said by Ron in Backdraft

I will find out who hijacked the gold from my dad's ship if it's the last thing that I ever do
- said by Johnny Angel in Johnny Angel

I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.'
- said by Sam in The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

I'm mad at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see? I have no problem being mad at you.
- said by Carmen in The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

I'm really looking forward to going away with you daddy!
- said by Richie in Boy Who Cried Werewolf

I'm trying my best to be a good son to you honestly I am Dad
- said by Bill in Peck's Bad Boy

If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey. [not a very nice thing to say there jack!]
- said by Jack in Fire Down Below

Killing yourself won't bring your dad back - I'm sorry that he died, but that was a long time ago.
- said by Bill in Twister

Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". He also said...
- said by Reinhardt in Blade II

Man, that's it... my Dad is going to kill me for this!
- said by Rob in Underclassman

My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong.
- said by Rudy in Rainmaker

My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
- said by Young Simba in The Lion King