Department Quotes

According to the War Department, I am my wife. [one way to get company I suppose henri]
- said by Henri in I Was A Male War Bride

If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
- said by Ira Kane in Evolution

Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she's not a good woman in all the other departments
- said by Prizzi in Prizzi's Honor

Let me tell you what's South of us - no more museums, no more department stores, just homes! [good lord, sounds terrible Roarky!]
- said by Roark in Volcano