Dick Quotes

Somebody is playing with my dick and it ain't me. [not a very nice image there, jonesy]
- said by Jonesy in Fallen

The guy had a criminal record as long as my dick.
- said by Thomas Krasny in Jagged Edge

There are too many people waiting for us to step on our dicks!
- said by Mike Parnell in An Innocent Man

There are too many people waiting for us to step on our dicks! [err parnell couldn't you come up with something a bit more palatable there?]
- said by Mike Parnell in Innocent Man

There's not just any Tom, Dick or Harry who could help out here you know!
- said by Tom in Tom Dick And Harry

They say a writer should stick to what he knows. What nonsense. What did Dickens know about French Revolutions?
- said by Barringer in Up The Down Staircase

Yeah I sucked it. I sucked his dick. And you know what? His cock is bigger than yours.
- said by Vicki LaMotta in Raging Bull