Donkey Quotes

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in Shrek 2

For the same reason that a donkey with a stick behind him and a carrot in front always goes forwards and not backwards.
- said by Tony in Dial M For Murder

The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
- said by Shrek in Shrek 2