Drunk Quotes

After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage... But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control [welcome to the world of showbiz Chris]
- said by Chris in Team America World Police

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. [give that man an oscar!]
- said by Oscar Wilde in Wilde

All writers are children. Fifty percent are drunks [as high as that? or should that be as low?]
- said by Monroe Stahr in Last Tycoon

I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it [keep taking those pills colonel!]
- said by The Colonel in Meet John Doe

I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read.
- said by Drew Brown in Ali

I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.
- said by Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind

Morgan is an uncivilized brute. Sometimes he drinks heavily. A night like this will set him going and once he's drunk he's rather dangerous
- said by Horace in Old Dark House

Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning
- said by John Winger in Stripes

Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
- said by Donkey in Shrek 2

She was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed
- said by Max in White Palace

Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk
- said by Sean Porter in Gridiron Gang

That is not why I am drunk tonight. I got drunk because I am confused. [and would that excuse wash for one of your men, major?]
- said by The Major in Twelve O'clock High

We give you love and affection, don't we? Well, then what is it? Was it because we went to that party? Well, you know what kind of drunken brawls those kind of parties turn into.
- said by Franky Star in Rebel Without A Cause

You know you don't have to be drunk to kiss me. [oh really emily]
- said by Emily in Excess Baggage