Earth Quotes

A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuc*ing earthquake, right? [language please, Trent, this is a family site!]
- said by Trent in Body Shots

According to the Bible, Man was created on the Earth. Nothing is ever mentioned of his going to other planets.
- said by Sam Merritt in Conquest Of Space

As I watched her becoming mother to herself, I felt my own long motherhood ending. [what on earth does that mean, director?]
- said by Cornelia in Sybil

Being sent to planet earth, this was considered the cruellest of punishments on my planet!
- said by in Doin' Time On Planet Earth

Can I just ask a question that no-one else seems to have - what on earth is a 'Poppa' supposed to be?
- said by Gordon in Where's Poppa

Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.
- said by in Johnny Dangerously

Davana is nothing like earth at all, if only you mortals knew where I was from or could see what it was like there!
- said by Paul in Not Of This Earth

Don't you sometimes feel that this is the kind of life we were meant to live on this earth? [what type would that be then]
- said by Father in Swiss Family Robinson

Earth. The planet we live on yet still know so little about. Only a few hundred years ago, we thought it was just a flat sheet of paper that you could fall off the ends of...
- said by Narrator in Earth

Earthmen will fall to their knees, betray their country and give way valuable real estate for a desirable woman. [Gotta love it when those aliens speak perfect American]
- said by Alien Leader in My Stepmother Is An Alien

Flodder? what on earth possessed them to call me flodder that has got to be the cruellest name!
- said by Flodder in Flodder

Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you and pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses
- said by Sam in Addicted To Love

Generals can do anything. There's nothing so much like a god on earth as a General on a battlefield.
- said by Colonel Joshua in Gettysburg

God has put us on earth to love and help our fellow men.
- said by Mrs Moore in Passage To India

Hardly any people on earth and you get exiled from where you are... what on earth are the chances of that happening?
- said by Tumak in One Million BC

Haven't you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?
- said by Santa in The Nightmare Before Christmas

He came to Earth to teach men love by example. [on Jesus]
- said by Priest in Nevada Smith

Here is Wisconsin life is more boring than anywhere else on earth - at least I can't imagine anywhere more dull to live!
- said by Martinius Jacobson in Our Vines Have Tender Grapes

Hubble and bubble, what on earth will happen when the cauldron boil?
- said by Margaret in Witches' Brew

I didn't want you to come back to Earth. I wanted you to make love with me.
- said by Selina in Patch Of Blue