Family Quotes

A warrior is the brother or father of a family member who has been harmed.
- said by Bob Carrigan in Young Warriors

A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuc*ing earthquake, right? [language please, Trent, this is a family site!]
- said by Trent in Body Shots

Cooking for a well off family is not so much fun as being a well off family yourself that employs a cook
- said by Sadie in Sadie Mckee

Don't look now but your family is dead... just kidding [some things you don't joke about max jenke]
- said by Max Jenke in Horror Show

Family reunions are about uniting the family, bringing together the young and old. Singing and dancing and thanking God, giving him the glory
- said by Myrtle in Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion

Guys like us that work on ranches are the loneliest guys in the world. They ain't got no family and they don't belong no place. [everyone together... awwwww]
- said by George in Of Mice And Men

Hard luck is something that runs in my family, or that's my excuse for my lack of achievements anyhow.
- said by Melvin in Melvin And Howard

He had a lot of family problems, he started to drink a little too much, police work
- said by Becs in Wolfen

I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
- said by Delmar in Brother Where Art Thou

I hear you have got a beautiful place man and your family is going to be there.
- said by Bradders in Regarding Henry

I know, my little immigrant. You want to find your family. And you will.
- said by Henri in American Tail

I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
- said by Z in Antz

I think it is pretty exciting being a babysitter to a family like this, imagine if people knew about the triplets!
- said by Clayton Poole in Rock A Bye-Baby

I wish I had a bar of American family soap to wash your mouth out with
- said by John Gillon in Midnight Sting

I'm ashamed to be your father. You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.
- said by Wagstaff in Horse Feathers

If you ever come near my family again, I'll kill you. Do you understand? [beth i think you need to explain that less subtely]
- said by Beth Gallagher in Fatal Attraction

It was late November, I think, and I was thinking about the whole Christmas thing: the birth of Christ, the Wizard of Oz, family murders, and quite frankly, I was depressed. [I feel your pain Joe]
- said by Joe Harper in In The Bleak Midwinter

It's been in the family for years. My father always used it... until he died.
- said by Graveley in Trouble With Harry

Just because you're fuc*ing my sister doesn't mean you're part of the family. [keith, language, please!]
- said by Keith in Endless Love

Mom and I have one of those special relationships that transcend the usual bonds of family.
- said by Richter in Keys To Tulsa