Fun Quotes

I don't care, it's funny because I know what's going to happen.
- said by Claudia in Foxy Brown

I'm funny! Maybe not in a humourous way [what way then!]
- said by Porter in Brothers Keeper

I'm sorry guys but I cannot be apart of this funeral procession.
- said by Hawkins in Navy Seals

"Don't make fun of my hobbies, I don't make fun of you for being an asshole"
- said by Mark in Garden State

"Ed: I'm sorry Shaun. Shaun: No it's ok it's not your fault. Ed: No Shaun. I'm sorry. Shaun: Oh that isn't funny. Ed: I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing."
- said by Shaun/ Ed in Shaun Of The Dead

A gambler is someone who does not know his own mind but has fun all the same
- said by Candy in Honky Tonk

A trip on the railways, gosh this really is such fun now isn't it!
- said by Wife in Scherben

About once a month my friends and I get together and do something different for fun. [that must be nice for you paul]
- said by Paul in Love Potion Number 9

Although we are all living together in this tiny house, we can still get along and have some fun...
- said by Iside in Down And Dirty

Being a teacher... now that is a fun thing for sure right, you get to make and set all the rules?
- said by Sandra Beecher in Race The Sun

Being a wife is respectable, being a mistress is not... but one is much more fun!
- said by Narrator in Wife Mistress

Being at your own mothers funeral is a terrible feeling and it puts something in you that makes you hollow and empty
- said by Michael in Orphans

Bounty, treasure, ill gotten gains... gaining it has always been fun and filled with peril
- said by Narrator in Bounty

Cooking for a well off family is not so much fun as being a well off family yourself that employs a cook
- said by Sadie in Sadie Mckee

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! David Mills: Murderers? John Doe: A woman... David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself? John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
- said by David Mills, John Doe in Se7en

Doesn't that bloodhound ever relax? He sticks so close he's beginning to grow on me... like a fungus
- said by Guy Haines in Strangers On A Train

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise. [must have taken them ages to come up with such a funny line as that which works on so many levels]
- said by Count De Money in History Of The World Part 1

Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning. [wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
- said by Max in Grumpier Old Men

Every girl and woman loves a funny man, humour is one of the most important seduction techniques available to a man!
- said by Narrator in Funnyman

Fuel status says we turn back now. [where would be the fun in that though pilot old boy hey?]
- said by Pilot in Hunt For Red October