Girlfriend Quotes

American! You have thirty seconds to surrender or I kill your girlfriend!
- said by Ortega in American Ninja

Conducting and having several girlfriends, in many ways, these require the same skills
- said by Franz in Break Of Hearts

Do you always answer a question with a question? Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend?
- said by Jonathon And Susan in Carnal Knowledge

I'm just so close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream. [then let it out, you go, girlfriend]
- said by Vikki Brisbane in High Anxiety

Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
- said by Brodie in Mallrats

Last time you made chili and cornbread, your ex-girlfriend was on the island
- said by Sam in Into The Blue

Listen, you can meet a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.
- said by Tommy in Rescue Me

Looks like you got a love letter from one of your other girlfriends.
- said by Sherry in Broken Flowers

My girlfriend went out one night and came back married [and not to you either was it McCann!]
- said by Mccann in Thomas Crown Affair

Personally I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband, if she'll fool a husband she'll fool me.
- said by Michael in Lady From Shanghai

So, this Stewart guy is now looking after by girlfriend... that guy has made a mistake by doing that.
- said by Wick Campbell in Ten Wanted Men

This is my house and I decide who goes and who stays. You got a house, why don't you get some of your girlfriends and go home to it?
- said by Inda in Sling Blade

What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours? Oh, she's dead. She got hit by a car.
- said by in Happy Gilmore

When I teamed up with her, my ex girlfriend, I knew that great things were going to be possible for these people
- said by Zhao in Old Well

When you go back over your previous girlfriends, you realise that you haven't done too badly in your life after all!
- said by Zach in Lucky 13

Yes I was his girlfriend, please let me come in.
- said by in Bloodknot

You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days? Yeah. I pitched her overboard.
- said by in Center Stage

You're a dead-end, dead-beat, nowhere Mister [and your girlfriend looks] like a Mississippi alligators sister!
- said by Bradley in Shock Treatment