Grand Quotes

Although the circumstances indicate that he is your grandson, we can't prove it. [innocent without reasonable doubt]
- said by Evelyn Blount in Greystoke The Legend Of Tarzan

Can I bring some soft rolls for the Grandmother? You see, she hasn't many teeth and can't eat her black bread. [aw, brings tears to your eyes it is so touching]
- said by in Heidi

Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came up on the umbilical cord
- said by Osmosis in Osmosis Jones

Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?
- said by in Next Best Thing

Everybody I ever knew just treated me like I was dog shit, even my f*** grandmother. [maybe that should tell you something about yourself then dexter?]
- said by Dexter in Gun Shy

Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch
- said by Kit in Pretty Woman

For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock [illusions of grandeur]
- said by Rod in Night Gallery

I have nothing against our current President... that's like running against my own grandfather
- said by Max in Wild In The Streets

I know that my grandpapa he buried the gold in them ther' field, I just gotta finds my self the gold and I is gonna be full of riches I tells ya!
- said by Ty in God's Little Acre

I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.
- said by Jack in Titanic

I've never seen a dead body before. I saw my grandmother of course, but I don't think that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time.
- said by David in Shallow Grave

I've, uh, vertically integrated myself. You know, diversified and shit, and now I'm into the occasional grand larceny, home invasion... shit like that.
- said by Maurice "Snoopy" Miller in Out Of Sight

My grandfather once told me what to do when surrounded by white men with rifles. [and what was that then Bogus?]
- said by Bogus Charlie in Beyond The Law

My grandmother used to say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. [not very original was she]
- said by Dolly in Omkara

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
- said by Lane Myer in Better Off Dead

Oh, falling in love is grand, except when you fall in love with two chaps at the same time which is rather trickier!
- said by Dolly in Magnificent Doll

She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee you that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?
- said by Ms. Nora Digger Dinsmoor in Great Expectations

That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
- said by Elizabeth in Pirates Of The Caribbean

The Grand Canyon is a fantastic phenomenon, but it doesn't contain anything precious.
- said by Beaudray in Wanda Nevada

The innocent are sometimes slain to make way for grander schemes. You were collateral damage.
- said by Wilton in Match Point