Hair Quotes

All I ever wanted was a little pink house with a blue door: a little baby sitting in a high chair [doesn't sound like too much to ask for]
- said by in Great Balls Of Fire

Are we slipping into some black hole of hairless space?
- said by Lloyd in Alien Intruder

Clouseau is sitting there, in a chair, just like you, with his back to me. Then suddenly, my hands go round his throat, and I begin to squeeze
- said by Dreyfus in Return Of The Pink Panther

Fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo.
- said by Ruby in Monster-in-Law

From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.
- said by Lord Rutledge in Dunston Checks In

Full contact rugby in these wheelchairs - it is not something for the feint hearted
- said by Narrator in Murderball

I love college. I love everything about it. The people, the freedom. This room. This chair. Look at this chair!
- said by in Dead Man On Campus

I regret nothing. Except my hair.
- said by Tina Lombardi in A Very Long Engagement

I sat and thought of lovely Margaret, of her hair and her eyes and her laugh and the way she kissed me and her skin that smelled of mandarin oranges
- said by Dan in Divorcing Jack

I tear my hair out - just when I think I'm making progress they give me a bunch of people like you!
- said by Dixie in To The Shores Of Tripoli

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.
- said by in City Of Angels

I'll have the sweat of that hairy man's brow, thank you [gross]
- said by John in Long Time Companion

I've stacked chairs and bottles and swept the floor up of every joint on Bourbon Street. It's gotten so I look longer at a dame with clothes on than one without.
- said by Danny Fisher in King Creole

Not a goddamn one of you is worth a hair on that good woman's head!
- said by Whitehouse in Affliction

Soon you're going to get hair in funny places and going to start thinking about girls. [such craziness]
- said by Clown in Spawn

They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster.
- said by John Keating in Dead Poets Society

This is the end of the world. One look tells you, this place eats the hairy bird.
- said by Odette in Strike

We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.
- said by Kline in Bringing Down The House

What's the mole just above her pubic hair look like to you?
- said by Steve in Cujo

When poetry is combined with ill-groomed hair and eccentric dress, it's generally fatal
- said by Smiley Woman in Cold Comfort Farm