Ham Quotes

At this moment, I didn't feel shame or fear, but just kind of blah, like when you're sitting there and all the water's run out of the bathtub.
- said by Holly Sargis in Badlands

I was embarrassed for her but I wasn't ashamed of no-one but you
- said by Ellie in Wildflower

Abraham Lincoln! Will you never learn to keep your feet in shoes?
- said by Mary in Abraham Lincoln

Ain't it a shame how some of God's children have it so easy, while others have it so hard?
- said by Mrs Edson in Lady Sings The Blues

Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering 'I'm a hamster'! [you couldn't make these lines up]
- said by Steele in Spy Hard

Father Bobby would have made a good hitman. It's a shame we lost him to the other side.
- said by King Benny in Sleepers

I am not content with being a chambermaid all my life. I shall use my one asset, my looks, to help change this...
- said by Celestine in Diary Of A Chambermaid

I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.
- said by Jack in Titanic

I used to think nothing could be better than motorbike racing. Three times I am a World Champion on my motorbike
- said by Nino Barlini in Grand-Prix

I wouldn't take you to a dogfight if you were the defending champ! [that was your first mistake, mr moon]
- said by Mister Moon in Goin' South

I'd rather set my head on fire and have it put out with a sledgehammer
- said by Nurse in Loose Cannons

I'm ashamed to be your father. You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.
- said by Wagstaff in Horse Feathers

I'm hungry. What would you say to a hamburger? [sounds like an offer no one could refuse there pete]
- said by Pete in I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang

I'm tired of the parties and the women. The champagne is as flat as the women.
- said by Wayne Carter in Bachelor Apartment

I've done the vilest things - the foulest things - but I've done them superbly. [well that's nothing to be proud of June, hang your head in shame lady!]
- said by June Miller in Henry & June

If some idiot with a sledgehammer could break in do you really think I'd still have a job?
- said by Burnham in Panic Room

If you are a champion, then run for it now, run for the money, or the glory!
- said by Juanito in Run For The Roses

Is an extremely brave, or foolish person, who enters the chamber of horrors!
- said by in Chamber Of Horrors

It's a big day for American cycling, to have two Americans beat an Olympic champ
- said by Journalist in American Flyers

It's a shame to see kids beating each other's brains out, especially when there's no financial advantage.
- said by Chubby in Wanderers