Humour Quotes

I'm funny! Maybe not in a humourous way [what way then!]
- said by Porter in Brothers Keeper

Any normal person can get normal measles, but you got to pick a fight with a Nazi to get German measles [hmm someone needs a biology lesson quick or a humour lesson!]
- said by in Ghosts On The Loose

Elektra... Like the tragedy? Your parents must have had a sense of humour.
- said by Mark Miller in Elektra

Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning. [wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
- said by Max in Grumpier Old Men

Every girl and woman loves a funny man, humour is one of the most important seduction techniques available to a man!
- said by Narrator in Funnyman

Excuse me, Johnny, I've got to hang up. We're expecting a call from you any minute [loving the humour there Tim!]
- said by Tim in Frankie And Johnny

I HATE a guy with a car and no sense of humour.
- said by Annie Brackett in Halloween

I think you're giving him a little too much credit. Mice don't mock. They don't even have a sense of humour
- said by Ernie in Mouse Hunt