Jack Quotes

"Well keep you chin up, there's someone out there for everbody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'..."
- said by Peter Lafleur in Dodgeball

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise
- said by Paul in Beautiful Girls

Any time it rains, or when there's thunder and lightning, or when it snows, I have to jack off.
- said by Jimmy in To Die For

Climb up the beanstalk Jack you never know what you might find at the top!
- said by in Beanstalk

Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you
- said by Tia Dalma in Pirates Of The Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those!
- said by Tuilo in Road To El Dorado

How many times have you lost everything Jack?
- said by Bobby in Havana

I think she went to a bridge fully dressed and stood there breathing the warm night air. And she took off her jacket and folded it neatly on the ground.
- said by Joe in Young Adam

I will find out who hijacked the gold from my dad's ship if it's the last thing that I ever do
- said by Johnny Angel in Johnny Angel

If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey. [not a very nice thing to say there jack!]
- said by Jack in Fire Down Below

Just when normality had started to return to the world they delivered the news... that Jack's back [and they're not talking about 24!]
- said by Narrator in Jack's Back

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
- said by Lane Myer in Better Off Dead

Never was there a place so bleak or one with so little hope than the place that they called jackson county jail
- said by Narrator in Jackson County Jail

NO! Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.
- said by Howard Payne in Speed

That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
- said by Elizabeth in Pirates Of The Caribbean

The whole lot of us, leopards, lions, jackals and sheep, will continue to think ourselves the salt of the earth [that's nice]
- said by Prince in Leopard

We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about!
- said by Karlman in Show Girls

We find the winner and make sure we are their best friend when they cash the cheque. [a solid move Jackie]
- said by Jackie in Waking Ned Divine

What's your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?
- said by Some Punk in Crocodile Dundee 2

Whatever female-based, emotion-driven dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But right now, we need to break this down into male-based, fact-driven logic [harsh but fair jackson]
- said by Jackson in Red Eye