Jones Quotes

Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you
- said by Tia Dalma in Pirates Of The Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came up on the umbilical cord
- said by Osmosis in Osmosis Jones

My name is John Paul Jones and you should be very afraid of me!
- said by John Paul Jones in John Paul Jones

My sister said I should come. You know, Grace. Grace Jones. She came with Eddie Mangione.
- said by Nadine in Wild Party

So tell me, cos no-one round here ever did, why do they call you Sorrowful Jones?
- said by Gladys in Sorrowful Jones

Somebody is playing with my dick and it ain't me. [not a very nice image there, jonesy]
- said by Jonesy in Fallen

Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones always have to play black men? [almost phiosophical that question!]
- said by Winston in Fritz The Cat

Yes everybody, I am Tom Jones, you may touch me!
- said by Tom Jones in Bawdy Adventures Of Tom Jones