Key Quotes

A long time ago I decided that the key to life was pleasing men [a very wise philosophy, Christina]
- said by Christina in Woman Of Desire

Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal
- said by Anon in Layer Cake

Always remember the fact that the key to life is to remember to smell the roses
- said by Applicant in Key

America. You know, land of the free, home of the brave. You know, Mickey Mouse
- said by Isaac in Shine

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in Shrek 2

Every monkey for 200 miles thinks he's Elvis Presley.
- said by Monroe in Congo

For the same reason that a donkey with a stick behind him and a carrot in front always goes forwards and not backwards.
- said by Tony in Dial M For Murder

I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.
- said by Sparky in Bring It On

I know that he is just a lackey but all the same I am starting to fall for him...
- said by Angela in Angela

I love playing hockey, it is what I live for!
- said by Cathy Yarrow in Hockey Night

I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!
- said by Wilma in Creepshow

I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!
- said by Ferdie in Hold That Ghost

If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
- said by Carson Daly in Josie And The Pussycats

If the cab is in the living room and the keys are in it, then what are we gonna do?
- said by Madie in Coast To Coast

If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey. [not a very nice thing to say there jack!]
- said by Jack in Fire Down Below

Last week there were so many turkeys you could spit and be able to feed fifty.
- said by Harlan in Dr T And The Women

Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn.
- said by The Doc in Natural Born Killer

Monkeys? I'm sure someone will want to buy a monkey!
- said by Fejos in Transylvania 6-5000

One day the monkey went on strike. He wanted shorter hours and longer bananas
- said by Narrator in Love Happy

One man holds the key to the hottest secret in our history [this is the tagline to the film, really makes you want to watch it right?!]
- said by in Ground Zero