Kid Quotes

I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one.
- said by Buck in Uncle Buck

I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids
- said by Tricky in Under The Cherry Moon

A little advice about feelings kiddo - don't expect it always to tickle
- said by Doc Berger in Ordinary People

A pro never forgets his good lines kid.
- said by Ben Greene in Magic

After film thirty one we started to run out of footage... just kidding!
- said by Narrator in Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould

All the kids with any get up and go, have got up and went just like you did [the ones with grammar skills have got up and gone]
- said by Prince in Foxfire

And because you're such a good kid, here's another nothing, for nothing. [thanks for such a descriptive line Yogi do you know John Prescott?]
- said by Yogi Bear in Hey There Its Yogi Bear

At point blank range with the gun pointed at your head, if you can keep your cool, then you are one in a million kid
- said by Billy in Point Blank

Bring me my pendulum, kiddies, I feel like swinging!
- said by Big Daddy in Beach Party

Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day
- said by Deano in Toy Soldiers

Don't look now but your family is dead... just kidding [some things you don't joke about max jenke]
- said by Max Jenke in Horror Show

Don't you know tricks are for kids?
- said by in Kids

Everyone wants babies. Not kids like me
- said by in It Takes Two

Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
- said by Sonny in Big Daddy

He hit his head on the ice. He hit it so hard that his kids will be born dizzy.
- said by Announcer in Sudden Death

He reminds me of a little kid I used to know: He done in both his pa and ma with a crowbar
- said by Tom Destry in Destry Rides Again

Hearts and kidneys are tinkertoys! I'm talking about the central nervous system!
- said by in Young Frankenstein

Hey kid, I'm the duke, [pronounced 'dook'] and that gives me certain privileges around these parts
- said by Duke in Kent State

I am not afraid to die. I am not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?
- said by Michael in If Looks Could Kill

I am trained in martial arts. Judo, aikido, karate. The first thing they teach you is self-control
- said by Proctor in Pure Luck