Kids Quotes

I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids
- said by Tricky in Under The Cherry Moon

All the kids with any get up and go, have got up and went just like you did [the ones with grammar skills have got up and gone]
- said by Prince in Foxfire

Don't you know tricks are for kids?
- said by in Kids

Everyone wants babies. Not kids like me
- said by in It Takes Two

He hit his head on the ice. He hit it so hard that his kids will be born dizzy.
- said by Announcer in Sudden Death

I just had to tie my wife down to the bed. I've never done anything like that before, well except for that one time when the kids were at camp.
- said by Braydon in Repossessed

I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!
- said by Wilma in Creepshow

I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.
- said by Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy Raw

If I have to explain to one more person that they won't be seeing their kids again... [never gets any easier does it Gil?]
- said by Gil in In God We Trust

It's a shame to see kids beating each other's brains out, especially when there's no financial advantage.
- said by Chubby in Wanderers

Kids are afraid of the dark
- said by in Home Alone

Kids are cynical these days. It's hip. [well that is very true]
- said by Wendy in First Born

Please don't say such nice things about the kids. I cry too easily. Both in sorrow and in joy.
- said by Vera in Dogville

Seems to me like you all were in such a hopped-up hurry to get out of the city that you turned your kids into exactly what you were trying to get away from
- said by Sloan in Over The Edge

The new kids that come up, that's what gets you. The new ones, some of them have just got a little fuzz on their faces
- said by Billy Walker in Story Of Gi Joe

Their only stock in trade consists of having large numbers of ragged kids. [but apart from that wonderful, is it, wolcott?]
- said by Wolcott in Heaven's Gate

There are now more of these gangs than ever, the kids have nothing constructive to do anymore.
- said by Alan in Twenty Four Seven

Working, slaving, scrimping, saving pennies... and living with your father! [on sacrifices made for the kids]
- said by Mae Peterson in Bye Bye Birdie

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. [you speaketh the truth, Kevin]
- said by Kevin in Home Alone 2

You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up! [wise words indeed sally]
- said by Sally in Home Fries