King Quotes

I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet
- said by Popeye in French Connection

It's like looking for a noodle in a haystack. [now that really would be something hard to do honey]
- said by Honey Hale in Flying Down To Rio

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise
- said by Paul in Beautiful Girls

A gambler is someone who thinks that they are taking calculated risks when in fact they are just being reckless with their time and money...
- said by Narrator in Gambler

A lot of money has a way of making a man all greed inside.
- said by Ben in Comanche Station

A man is not a man unless he knows how to mix a proper martini and tie a proper bowtie. [a potential citizenship test in the making?]
- said by Bosworth in Desperate Hours

A mink can cover a lot of things. [sounds like you are speaking from experience there, Mary?]
- said by Mary in Whistle Stop

A pretty figure but only half as pretty as the figure we're escorting... [escorting now are we Benjamin? Shocking!]
- said by Benji in Vera Cruz

After all, there's never been a kingdom given to so much bloodshed as that of Christ.
- said by Summer in Straw Dogs

Ain't there a rule against talking in this young ladies riding academy?
- said by Stacey in Each Dawn I Die

Always asking Mae to take them everyplace. All the time. Which is all right. They began to do it regular. I mean, almost every day.
- said by Emmett in Chattahoochee

And there was me thinking that urban legends were actually that... legends... bit of a rude awakening that they are actually true sometimes!
- said by Lisa in Nightmares

Are you asking me if I need some help or am I stealing this car?
- said by Earl in National Security

Are you giving me a ticket for strident writing are you? That means the death penalty for Beverly Hills parking violations is coming back too?
- said by Bernard in Osterman Weekend

Are you looking for hardware or is it software you're interested in? [oh, the sexual tension]
- said by Adam in Fair Game

Are you sure you know where you are? [is anyone ever sure or are you taking the mika?]
- said by Mika in Night On Earth

As shocking as this may seem, it would appear that there is no beer left!
- said by Jim in What No Beer

As they say, in the land of the blind, than the cyclops is king!
- said by Michio in Cyclops

At least you're tall enough to carry it. Married life's making me feel like an avocado with feet.
- said by Karl in Onion Field

Away up in the heavens, far out in space, in a beautiful gold and crystal palace right above the North Pole, lives a kind and jolly old gentleman [who we talking about... Santa by any chance?]
- said by Narrator in Santa Claus