Married Quotes

Amy's getting married in a few weeks and she thinks some maniac is following her around. [sounds like a solid reason to get married then]
- said by Nancy in He Knows You're Alone

At least you're tall enough to carry it. Married life's making me feel like an avocado with feet.
- said by Karl in Onion Field

Being married to just one of four brothers at times does not leave you feeling too special
- said by Rakel in Secrets Of Women

Being married to Sandra used to be so great for those four years, but something just happened to switch that off...
- said by Wiley Boon in Sweet Hearts Dance

Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
- said by David Townsend in Bye Bye Love

Gettig married at such a young age is hard especially when you work together too!
- said by Marta in To Joy

Girls don't have to simper around in white just because they're not married.
- said by Julie in Jezebel

I am married to an older woman but there is nothing wrong with that!
- said by Bora in I Even Met Happy Gypsies

I just cannot wait to go and get married to this girl, and doing it at the Niagara falls will be even more special.
- said by Wally in Whistling In Brooklyn

I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant
- said by in Return To Me

I still love Elena, but she has more than moved on with her life, even being married
- said by Victor in Live Flesh

I thought we agreed before we were married that we weren't going to have any children.
- said by Mark in Two For The Road

I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children [nice of you to prescribe that Paul]
- said by Phil Davis in White Christmas

I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night? [faked it, sorry]
- said by Allan in Play It Again Sam

I'm getting married in September. She would like to see me lose a few pounds. I told her it wouldn't work.
- said by Vern in Shall We Dance

I'm in love with the man I married. And he's not even my husband [good lord what a scandal]
- said by Ethel in April In Paris

I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for.
- said by Nick in Thin Man

If we did get married, how would we manage? I have nothing. How would we live? [love conquers all John, where's your sense of romance boy!]
- said by John Dalton in Double Dynamite

If you don't get married I'm going to fire the both of you
- said by Tom Dickson in American Madness

Marriages are very healthy, sir. You see, married men live much longer than bachelors. [has this been proven statistically?]
- said by Chester in Royal Wedding