Mass Quotes

"Any Moran with a box of matchs can light a fire. Raining down sulpher is an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
- said by Loki in Dogma

All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. [Barry White saved your life]
- said by Van Wilder in National Lampoon's Van Wilder The Rise Of Taj

Do you honestly believe that I could've amass the wealth that I have if I worried about honour?
- said by Xilus in Dungeons And Dragons

I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure [think you need a therapist marianne]
- said by Marianne in Bird On A Wire

Life is just a massive game of cat and mouse, in the end.
- said by in Cat And Mouse

Look at that, I planted the seed and a massive beanstalk has sprouted right up in the sky inviting me to climb up it!
- said by Jack in Jack And The Bean Stalk

Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex... it's like sleeping with a damp sheep [harsh]
- said by Tracey in What's The Worst That Could Happen

Movies are entertaining enough for the masses but the personalities on the screen just don't impress me.
- said by Kathy in Singing In The Rain

One thousand British soldiers have been massacred. While I stood here talking peace, a war has started.
- said by Otto Witt in Zulu

Son, it looks like there has been one hell of a massacre take place in this here village!
- said by El Topo in El Topo

The truth is that I am not responsible for that massacre and I just hope that they realise it soon
- said by Richard Lance in Only The Valiant

There are no masses in Dodge City, only individuals taking responsibility for their own actions.
- said by Justin in They Might Be Giants

There is something really liberating about experiencing such a massive event as this
- said by Grant in Neil Young Heart Of Gold

We must save the earth, and to do that we need to go to the sun and stop this massive solar flare occurring
- said by Steve in Solar Crisis

What've I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off?
- said by Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters