Max Quotes

Soon you'll be able to have group sex on a silicon chip no bigger than my fingernail [whatever, max]
- said by Max in Head Office

And that sadness will stay with you for the rest of your life. [that's a nice cheerful summary there Max!]
- said by Max in Asylum

Don't look now but your family is dead... just kidding [some things you don't joke about max jenke]
- said by Max Jenke in Horror Show

Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning. [wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
- said by Max in Grumpier Old Men

Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman? [or talking dog you always forget that option goofy]
- said by Goofy in Goofy

I say, marriage with Max is not exactly a bed of roses, is it?
- said by Jack Favell in Rebecca

I work on this baby the same way, trying to get maximum performance.
- said by Tommy in Faster Pussycat Kill Kill

Marriage, it's the quintessential deal [what on earth does that long word mean max stop trying to confuse us!]
- said by Max in Just Tell Me What You Want

The only way you'll ever end up lying next to me, Max, is if we're run down by the same car
- said by Monique in Raw Deal

There's a time to shirk, and a time to work. [great maxim there Bobby old boy]
- said by Ciaro in Hoffa

This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?
- said by Ripley in Alien 3

You mean you have another brother who looks just like you and Siegfried? [a scary thought that isn't it max]
- said by Maxwell in Get Smart Again