Mornin Quotes

I shot four varmints already this morning [well done John!]
- said by John in Call Of The Wild

"...And in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles!"
- said by Donkey in Shrek

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise
- said by Paul in Beautiful Girls

A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning, and you are already in trouble. [cynical but realistic these days, Easy]
- said by Rawlins in Devil In A Blue Dress

Being trapped... it is not the sort of feeling that you dream of when you wake up in the morning
- said by Rollo in Navigator

By the time they wake up in the morning, I will be long gone
- said by Jessie in Long Gone

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! David Mills: Murderers? John Doe: A woman... David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself? John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
- said by David Mills, John Doe in Se7en

Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning. [wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
- said by Max in Grumpier Old Men

Everybody's taking something or they'd never make it till morning
- said by Theresa in Looking For Mr Goodbar

Funny how it is, that the morning after things always look so very different to how they did the night before.
- said by July in Morning After

Good morning, angels. Good morning, Charlie!
- said by in Charlie's Angels

He wants the pulsing life story of this Lily Garland trumpeted through the press by tomorrow morning. Where is the little baggage?
- said by Owen in Twentieth Century

I don't know what happened, I just went to my fridge this morning, and look what happened!
- said by Neighbour in Saps At Sea

I have two enormous pills to steady me down and the two pep-pills I took this morning...
- said by Duchess Of Brighton in VIPS

I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning. [whatever that is]
- said by Chip in Small Soldiers

I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.
- said by Jack in Titanic

I think they often get a little bit surprised when they look over to the other side of the bed in the morning!
- said by Mary in This Year's Love

I woke up in the morning, went to take a piss, looked down, and all I saw was teeth marks. [thanks for sharing that Billy, but no one cares]
- said by Billy in Telling Lies In America

If someone would bring me my coffee every morning before I dressed, I would be very happy.
- said by Julia in Original Sin

If there is one thing I always appreciate, it is eating breakfast out in the morning.
- said by in Bed And Breakfast