Moron Quotes

Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron! [well he must have been what you look for in men though mrs]
- said by Missus in Its A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

How does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins...
- said by Rob in High Fidelity

If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
- said by Chris Lecce in Another Stakeout

You're so funny, honey - actually I'll just admit to them that I'm married to a moron! [perhaps a little too honest at the marriage counselling there caroline]
- said by Caroline Sexton in For Richer For Poorer