Oil Quotes

All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. [Barry White saved your life]
- said by Van Wilder in National Lampoon's Van Wilder The Rise Of Taj

An oil production platform isn't a building or an aeroplane. It's miles out to sea and you can't approach it without being seen or heard unless you come from below.
- said by Fletcher in North Sea Hijack

Are you going to stand there all day and oil your cuff-links on the top of your greasy head?
- said by Boy Wonder in Inserts

Have you ever been witness to a crime? Then you have a hard question to answer: get embroiled in a potentially messy criminal act, or walk away, keep the knowledge to yourself and live a peaceful life - if you can live with yourself for walking away
- said by Narrator in Eye Witness

He wants to go back to die on his own native soil [describing what he calls the salmon up the river shit]
- said by Mike Locken in Killer Elite

Hubble and bubble, what on earth will happen when the cauldron boil?
- said by Margaret in Witches' Brew

I mean would you look at that toilet? It's the most disgusting toilet I ever saw!
- said by Gina in Allnighter

Life often turns upon such small things as a flickering oil lamp.
- said by Narrator in Arabian Nights

Mmm there is nothing quite like a hard boiled egg to set your juices flowing, if that's your sort of thing anyway!
- said by Anon in Hard Boiled

Natural body oils, combined with dirt, can keep you waterproof.
- said by Kruger in Cross Of Iron

No tomb for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.
- said by Denethor in The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

Remember I won a years supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem! [congratulations Sandra!]
- said by Sandra in Beautiful Thing

Soil, the earth, the very humble material that is the dust of our ancestors and a time gone by.
- said by Johnny in Soil

Things always get interesting around boiling point!
- said by in Boiling Point

This war was not started for your private gratification, and you can be damned sure it's not being run for your personal convenience! [always such a spoilsport, was Major]
- said by Major Worden in Dirty Dozen

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
- said by Garland Greene in Con Air

When an apple's rotten, there's nothing you can do except throw it away or it will spoil the whole barrel.
- said by Jeremy in Bend Of The River

You know Frisco, when we used to flush the toilet upstairs, we always wondered where it came to
- said by Sharky in Sharky's Machine