Pad Quotes

Can someone tell me what's going on here? Am I in the wrong place, or are these the auditions for the Ice Capades?
- said by Hockey Coach in Vice Versa

This place is hotter than Dolly Parton's minipad. My job takes me all over the world
- said by Eddie Muntz in Deal Of The Century

When they find out who *you* are they'll pad the cell.
- said by David Huxley in Bringing Up Baby