Parent Quotes

All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind
- said by Count Olaf in Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Because your parents don't put poisonous snakes in your bed while you're sleeping
- said by Meela in The Mummy Returns

Being a single parent is tough in mouth situations but doing it here in Puerto Rico, it's really bad
- said by Abraham in Popi

Being at the greatest naval base in the world, it is making my parents so proud, if only they knew!
- said by Whitney in Skirts Ahoy

Consider the life of a teenager - you have parents, teachers telling you what to do, you have movies, magazines and TV telling you what to do, but you know what you have to do
- said by Mark Hunter in Pump Up The Volume

Don't you think we've got a little bit of a DNA problem here? [on a prostitutes blood splattered on the walls, apparently]
- said by Adam in Very Bad Things

Elektra... Like the tragedy? Your parents must have had a sense of humour.
- said by Mark Miller in Elektra

Go to college, work hard, get a job... are all parents programmed the same way?
- said by in College

I know I'm totally disgusting but who you gonna blame for that, me or my parents?
- said by Justin in Shortbus

I know who my father was. [apparently that was unique, in a 1949 film, shocking!]
- said by Emery Slade in Dancing In The Dark

I think ugly girls should be shot at birth by their parents. It's bad enough being born a girl
- said by Sybylla in My Brilliant Career

I'm so cool that my parents gave me the same name twice - or at least that's what I like to think for their lack of imagination!
- said by Martin Martin in Johnny One Eye

My name is 'peoples'. You know why they call me that? [because your parents had no imagination?]
- said by Peoples in Shaft

No parent should have to bury their child.
- said by Theoden in The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Old paint on canvas – as it ages – sometimes becomes transparent.
- said by in Julia

Parents... those things that no child can live with and certainly not live without
- said by Nick Laemle in Parents

She told me they have support for people whose parents are poor, but not for those whose parents are assholes.
- said by Mark in Soul Man

Sometimes people think that my name is Gabrielle as a girl instead of Gabriel as in the angel, who they still think is female - my parents were really inconsiderate!
- said by Gabriel in Go Tell It On The Mountain

Sometimes when you say my name fast it sounds like 'My Carr' so I'm not sure if my parents were being funny or not!
- said by Mike Carr in Unlawful Entry

The thing is that the fact my parents have problems has given me problems, so it's a bit of a vicious cycle really!
- said by Cebe in Out Of The Blue