Pee Quotes

Do I have to drink my own pee? No, but I do anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste!
- said by Rip Torn in Dodgeball

I am feeling tired and I need the love and support of my peers
- said by Maria in Naked Maja

I hold my hands so tightly together that they begin to sweat. The skin cracks and peels at the centre of my palms. [hold them less tightly then, Jolene!]
- said by Jolene in Bitter Harvest

I really don't know what to say, golly, sometimes you leave me a little speechless!
- said by Jake in Skyscraper Souls

I will die for these animals, I will die for these animals, I will die for these animals. [speech impediment got to you tim old boy?]
- said by Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man

It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt
- said by Bodhi in Riders Of The Storm

Light travels to us from the hands of the clock, to tell us the time. But, if we were to travel away from the clock at the speed of light
- said by Albert Einstein in Young Einstein

Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning
- said by John Winger in Stripes

On the other hand, some speechwriters have the tendency to become what is known as paranoid.
- said by Kev in Speechless

The peeper has in mind a number of particularly livley places to which he returns [and you know that how then jon old boy?]
- said by Jon Rubin in Greetings

Those who are without peers, to those we attribute the name matchless
- said by Cynthia in Matchless

You must be less hasty in your actions, yes, for you will probably want to do something different having acted at speed.
- said by Wai-tung in Wedding Banquet