Penis Quotes

Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning. [wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
- said by Max in Grumpier Old Men

My son has his hand glued to his penis.
- said by Jim's Dad in American Pie 2

The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was
- said by Zardoz in Zardoz