Please Quotes

I don't want to divorce, Micki, I just want to marry Maude. [well make your mind up please Rob!]
- said by Rob Salinger in Mickey & Maude

I don't want to kill you Mr. Cooper. I want to be civilized. So please get off the plane with the other passengers?
- said by Wilf in Raid On Entebbe

Please ensure that you do not flinch at Mr. Grossmith's sword
- said by Gilbert in Topsy-Turvy

A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuc*ing earthquake, right? [language please, Trent, this is a family site!]
- said by Trent in Body Shots

Ah, das ist gud, no? Err, stop trying to speak German will you please.
- said by Moeder in Proefkonijnen

All of us are freaks in one way or another [you speak for yourself there please countess!]
- said by The Countess in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues

All your boyhood stories make you so damn lovable. [easily pleased there then aren't ya lily]
- said by Lily in Femme Fatale

Can you here be Reuben, are you there Reuben, please can you just answer me?
- said by Gowan in Reuben Reuben

Could you please stop mumbling I can't understand a word your saying.
- said by Willy Wonka in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Dear santa, please give me a sailor this year for Christmas, I have been a very good girl!
- said by Lettty in Give Me A Sailor

Dear Wife, I am sorry for all that I have put you through over the years, please accept this apology...
- said by Anon in Dear Wife

Does anyone here know what a gumshoe is? Hands up anyone who knows what a gumshoe is, and please don't be shy!
- said by Mal in Gumshoe

Every war is different, every war is the same [make your mind up there would you anthony please!]
- said by Swofford in Jarhead

For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up.
- said by Erin Brockovich in Erin Brockovich

Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.
- said by Fletcher in Liar Liar

Here is another one that requires the treatment, as it were, please... pass the ammo!
- said by Jesse Wilkes in Pass The Ammo

I am very happy and pleased indeed with the way that this production turned out!
- said by Markus in Schatten

I just don't have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve, so please, don't ask me to stop and think
- said by Gracey in Something To Talk About

I know there's a lot of things to say, but it really isn't worth saying them, so please just get out.
- said by Susan in Paper Chase

I'm already starting to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little fuc*ers too! [Language please Lauren!]
- said by Lauren in Black Christmas