Practical Quotes

Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.
- said by in Urban Legend

Figuring things out for yourself is practically the only freedom anyone really has nowadays. Use that freedom.
- said by Jean Rasczak in Starship Troopers

It's funny, but practically all the people I know were strangers when I met them. [yes very funny Joyce!]
- said by Joyce in Blue Dahlia

Most of them have known you since, well, practically since you were born.
- said by Braddock in Graduate

No, sir, I'm afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now.
- said by Jefferson Smith in Mr Smith Goes To Washington

So you want a heart? You don't know how luck you are not to have one...Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable
- said by Dorothy in The Wizard Of Oz

This is no time for a practical joke, please!
- said by Frances Myles in Above Suspicion