Problem Quotes

A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.
- said by Jonathan in Mannequin

Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
- said by Borat in Borat

As you might have guessed, we have a slight problem at this moment in time!
- said by Pilot in May Day 40000ft

Christophe, I need you to remember what happened before you died. [err isn't there a slight problem with the possibility of that sentence being true?]
- said by Dennis in Serpent And The Rainbow

Don't tell me about your little problems - I'm only interested in results!
- said by Hawkes in Strategic Air Command

Don't you think we've got a little bit of a DNA problem here? [on a prostitutes blood splattered on the walls, apparently]
- said by Adam in Very Bad Things

From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.
- said by Lord Rutledge in Dunston Checks In

He had a lot of family problems, he started to drink a little too much, police work
- said by Becs in Wolfen

How many of you have self-help books? OK that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your self sucks [shattering a billion dollar industry in the process]
- said by Doc P in School For Scoundrels

I grew up with five brothers, but I have no problem hitting a girl. [is that one of lifes little ironies then janet?]
- said by Janet in Invincible

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down
- said by Hubbins in Spinal Tap

I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.
- said by Julius in Twins

I don't think the world appreciates me and my talents, but that is hardly my problem!
- said by Stephen in Ulysses

I don't want you to kill him, I just want you to bury him. If he dies in the process, that's his problem. [very mercenary, Mona]
- said by Mona in Romeo Is Bleeding

I like to think that I can keep on going like this for a long time, so sailing solo should not be a problem.
- said by Georgia in Visitors

I must face my problems. I can't go through life being a semi-virgin. [no such thing as a semi-virgin]
- said by Liz in What's New Pussycat

I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
- said by Danny Boy in Karate Kid

I'm mad at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see? I have no problem being mad at you.
- said by Carmen in The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

If you fall in love with a Southern woman, then problems are just around the corner!
- said by John Wickliff in Raintree County

If you're God, how can you permit all the suffering that goes on in the world? [when films start trying to tackle the problem of evil...]
- said by Jerry in Oh God