Record Quotes

For the record... was written... and produced by mistake! [could have been written about the film!]
- said by John in Critic's Choice

Gentlemen, you are all in a line of elite men, great men, who have defended the world's most enduring sporting record
- said by Morgan in Wind

If a resort goes from having an almost perfect record to this, won't they all get a little bit suspicious?
- said by Jerry in Ski Patrol

If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
- said by Chris Lecce in Another Stakeout

Jonah, you wouldn't by any chance be fu**ing my wife, would you? Because that wouldn't be conducive to a good artist-record company relationship
- said by Walter in One Trick Pony

Records are a joke. There's only one way to learn: in bed with an English girl
- said by Tabard in Stolen Kisses

The guy had a criminal record as long as my dick.
- said by Thomas Krasny in Jagged Edge

The records I always maintained were there to serve just one purpose - that was to be broken
- said by Tommy Woodcock in Phar Lap

This group is hotter than hot. They've sold more records in Sweden than Abba. [Abba sold most abroad]
- said by Mo Fuzz in Tape Heads

We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.
- said by Bruce in Bruce Almighty

You like Patsy Cline? I just love her. I wonder how come she don't put out any more new records.
- said by Jenny in U-Turn