Retirement Quotes

I think that this retirement is going to be a significant event for everyone in this household
- said by Lindsay in Family Jewels

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
- said by Garland Greene in Con Air