Screw Quotes

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
- said by in Conspiracy Theory

Dad, can you really screw someone to death? [weird question there Mick!]
- said by Michael in Body Of Evidence

Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
- said by Brodie in Mallrats

Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk
- said by Sean Porter in Gridiron Gang

The thing to remember is that if you are all screwed up, there is someone else out there more screwed up than you are!
- said by Anon in All Screwed Up

Witnessing the death of your daughter is sure to screw up even the most sane of men, isn't it...
- said by Tori in Bedlam

You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
- said by Vernon in Breakfast Club

You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream.
- said by Bobby in Flashpoint