Sex Quotes

Can you be a nymphomaniac and never had sex? [good question Thomas!]
- said by Thomas in Amateur

I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny.
- said by Rob Crumb in Crumb

Soon you'll be able to have group sex on a silicon chip no bigger than my fingernail [whatever, max]
- said by Max in Head Office

"I'm glad I'm so open about my sexuality that I'll wear this." (Referring to an apron)
- said by Remy in Monster-in-Law

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals!!!
- said by in Love And Death

Anyone for coffee or sex? [gosh what an offer TIMBO]
- said by Tim in Dogs In Space

Are you looking for hardware or is it software you're interested in? [oh, the sexual tension]
- said by Adam in Fair Game

For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches. [err thanks for that one rita]
- said by Rita in Bullets Over Broadway

Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you and pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses
- said by Sam in Addicted To Love

He said I was sensitive where sex was concerned. [on what the doctor said to her about not being like others]
- said by Sada in In The Realm Of The Senses

He was an alcoholic, but homosexuals are very in now in movies and books and plays, so they changed it.
- said by Jill in Butterflies Are Free

How about it baby, let's talk about sex... so what do you want to know?
- said by Jazz in Let's Talk About Sex

I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way.
- said by Nicole Oliver in Celebrity

I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. [you must be the only one these days then Tess]
- said by Tess in Freaky Friday

I don't know what it is, but there is something smouldering and sexy about a guy with dark eyes
- said by Kat in Dark Eyes

I have only one weak spot, and that is women. If it wasn't for the fairer sex, no one could stop me!
- said by Heinrich in Eye Of The Needle

I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate.
- said by Andy in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off.
- said by English Housewife in Monty Python's Flying Circus

I think sex is like supermarkets... Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end.
- said by Valentine in Shirley Valentine

I wonder who thought up sex? I think it was Madonna!
- said by in The Other Sister